Good Morning Saturday

Wow.. I've been busy. Well not really that's actually a lie, I've been spending all my free time watching this show called "Lost". You may have heard of it. In fact you maybe be thinking oh that's that show about those people stuck on that mysterious island. WRONG. I've watched every episode and what the show is really about is constant blunt force trauma to the head. Week after week, these people just bash each other in the face, and knock each other unconscious. Anyways that's my excuse for neglecting my blog this month. Don't worry though there will be much to discuss with you in the coming days and weeks.

This blog will be a bit loger than usual

Because(drumroll please) Im going to include all the things that were cut from the stimulus bill in the senate. The BS Obamasocialist and his democratic idiots put in the bill to begin with. The bill that was so vital to saving our economy. This ladies and gentlemen is politics in america. Fu**ing scumbags all of them.

Fully eliminated
• $55 million for historic preservation
• $122 million for Coast Guard polar icebreaker/cutters
• $100 million for Farm Service Agency modernization
• $50 million for Cooperative State Research, Education and Extension Service
• $65 million for watershed rehabilitation
• $100 million for distance learning
• $98 million for school nutrition
• $50 million for aquaculture
• $2 billion for broadband
• $100 million for National Institute of Standards and Technology
• $50 million for detention trustee
• $25 million for Marshalls Construction
• $300 million for federal prisons
• $300 million for BYRNE Formula grant program
• $140 million for BYRNE Competitive grant program
• $10 million state and local law enforcement
• $50 million for NASA
• $50 million for aeronautics
• $50 million for exploration
• $50 million for Cross Agency Support
• $200 million for National Science Foundation
• $100 million for science
• $1 billion for Energy Loan Guarantees
• $4.5 billion for General Services Administration
• $89 million General Services Administration operations
• $50 million from Department of Homeland Security
• $200 million Transportation Security Administration
• $122 million for Coast Guard Cutters, modifies use
• $25 million for Fish and Wildlife
• $55 million for historic preservation
• $20 million for working capital fund
• $165 million for Forest Service capital improvement
• $90 million for State and Private Wildlife Fire Management
• $1 billion for Head Start/Early Start
• $5.8 billion for Health Prevention Activity
• $2 billion for Health Information Technology Grants
• $600 million for Title I (No Child Left Behind)
• $16 billion for school construction
• $3.5 billion for higher education construction
• $1.25 billion for project based rental
• $2.25 billion for Neighborhood Stabilization

And there you have it.

HA! You're not even real..

Neither am I apparently. If you go ahead and drift over to the newsfeed section of my blog you will notice an article about the "Holographic Universe". Go ahead and read it. Long story short we may all actually be living in a 2 dimensional universe projected as holograms in 3d.

On a creepy side note, if you mistype(as I often do) the URL to my bad ass blog, it takes you to a creepy megasite of the bible(that's teh book for me). http://jerksonly.blogpot.com/ The universe(even the 2-d one) is not without a sense of irony.

Too many parenthesis(yeah probably).