Bright spots in an otherwise dark time

The economy is in the shitter, and you might think its all bad but look on the bright side. Somewhere right now there is some out of work outside sales rep, yuppie shit bag who had to start double fisting their Xanax because they have come to the cold realization that they can no longer afford $6 lattees and sweaters for their overpriced barking rat that costs more than most people in the world live on for a year. This pleases me.

The next time you go to your ATM and withdrawal some money you can laugh at the fact that the $1.5o fee you pay is more than a share of their stock.

Smith & Wesson stock is up over 70% year to date while the the market is down over 25%. Don't worry I'm sure its a perfectly normal economic cycle that everyone pulled all their money out of the stock market and bought guns instead. There is probably some cool mad max shit coming soon.

This will be place holder for the blog I didn't write

I was writing a blog and then it got too complicated and frustrating so it looks like it will get filed away in the draft folder with the rest of the garbage(as if the stuff I post isnt bad enough). Leave it to me to overcomplicate a simple idea.

On another note, today is marks the beginning of daylight savings time, an idea thats logic escapes me completely. Thanks to the dipshit that though of this idea, I now have to site here at 12:30 am and not even be tired. Truth is i'm just jeolous because this guy came up with an idea that seems to serve no real purpose except to be annoying, and he got everyone to buy into it. Kudos to him.

Irony can be a bit confusing at times

But I think this might be a good example.

There is supposed to be tomorrow the largest national protest for global warming in our nations capital (Washington DC for those of you that might be stupid).

Tomorrow we are getting a massive snow storm that reaches all the way to Georgia, in March.

If there is a god I hope he does stuff like this all the time to entertain himself.

Good Morning Saturday

Wow.. I've been busy. Well not really that's actually a lie, I've been spending all my free time watching this show called "Lost". You may have heard of it. In fact you maybe be thinking oh that's that show about those people stuck on that mysterious island. WRONG. I've watched every episode and what the show is really about is constant blunt force trauma to the head. Week after week, these people just bash each other in the face, and knock each other unconscious. Anyways that's my excuse for neglecting my blog this month. Don't worry though there will be much to discuss with you in the coming days and weeks.

This blog will be a bit loger than usual

Because(drumroll please) Im going to include all the things that were cut from the stimulus bill in the senate. The BS Obamasocialist and his democratic idiots put in the bill to begin with. The bill that was so vital to saving our economy. This ladies and gentlemen is politics in america. Fu**ing scumbags all of them.

Fully eliminated
• $55 million for historic preservation
• $122 million for Coast Guard polar icebreaker/cutters
• $100 million for Farm Service Agency modernization
• $50 million for Cooperative State Research, Education and Extension Service
• $65 million for watershed rehabilitation
• $100 million for distance learning
• $98 million for school nutrition
• $50 million for aquaculture
• $2 billion for broadband
• $100 million for National Institute of Standards and Technology
• $50 million for detention trustee
• $25 million for Marshalls Construction
• $300 million for federal prisons
• $300 million for BYRNE Formula grant program
• $140 million for BYRNE Competitive grant program
• $10 million state and local law enforcement
• $50 million for NASA
• $50 million for aeronautics
• $50 million for exploration
• $50 million for Cross Agency Support
• $200 million for National Science Foundation
• $100 million for science
• $1 billion for Energy Loan Guarantees
• $4.5 billion for General Services Administration
• $89 million General Services Administration operations
• $50 million from Department of Homeland Security
• $200 million Transportation Security Administration
• $122 million for Coast Guard Cutters, modifies use
• $25 million for Fish and Wildlife
• $55 million for historic preservation
• $20 million for working capital fund
• $165 million for Forest Service capital improvement
• $90 million for State and Private Wildlife Fire Management
• $1 billion for Head Start/Early Start
• $5.8 billion for Health Prevention Activity
• $2 billion for Health Information Technology Grants
• $600 million for Title I (No Child Left Behind)
• $16 billion for school construction
• $3.5 billion for higher education construction
• $1.25 billion for project based rental
• $2.25 billion for Neighborhood Stabilization

And there you have it.

HA! You're not even real..

Neither am I apparently. If you go ahead and drift over to the newsfeed section of my blog you will notice an article about the "Holographic Universe". Go ahead and read it. Long story short we may all actually be living in a 2 dimensional universe projected as holograms in 3d.

On a creepy side note, if you mistype(as I often do) the URL to my bad ass blog, it takes you to a creepy megasite of the bible(that's teh book for me). http://jerksonly.blogpot.com/ The universe(even the 2-d one) is not without a sense of irony.

Too many parenthesis(yeah probably).

Robots To Clean Your Kitchen And Play A Game Of Hockey?

Of course what a fantastically stupid idea. If peer over there in the robotic news on my blog you will notice I stole the head line from the article for my blog. Steal the headline and the blog will write itself, I thought. Seriously, what we have here is another retarded graduate student who watches star wars too many times trying to re-create R2-D2. Unknowlingly(hopefully) working on the inevitable extinction of the human race, not that we don't deserve it. Its good to know with all the BS going on that there is some jerk out there who thought "why not make a robot to clean your kitchen, maybe sharpen your knives for you, maybe mop the floors, load the diswasher then when its done stuff you in the dishwasher, throw knives at it, and mop you up in the bucket. "stupid humans" it would say as it beeped gleefully stuffing your remains in the garbage disposal.

I'm off to create a facebook page, since I am the onlyl person that does not have one.