Thursday, December 18, 2008

Well they have infiltrated Toys R US

I was there tonite doing some xmas shopping. Innocent trip to the toy store i thought, until I saw this. Surely i'm not the only one that notices its uncanny resemblance to the T-1. The best part is its WIFI enabled and connects to the internet..hello skynet anyone? Won't be long now.

I used no ellipses to write this blog!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

A retraction to yesterday's blog

Apparently today is Wednesday thus making yesterday Tuesday, thus making yesterday's blog a complete fabrication. I realize this makes me retarded, and I'm ok with that.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Wednesday is blogging day..

This is my latest attempt to have some structure in the regularity of my blogging. Apparently I'm not an everyday type of blogger. As i said before I really have little interest writing interesting things for 'you' to read, I created this blog to entertain myself (actually that's a lie as i created this blog because a dear co worker of mine said i would never keep up with it) Well hes half right.

I think the cause of this lack of effort is my blog is suffering from an identity crisis.

So what are some things we could discuss.. i'll make a few bullet points and maybe we(I) can discuss them in upcoming blogs.

Well i was going to do bullet points but seems a bunch of the editing buttons are gone.. thanks google... err.. skynet.

-We could talk about the dumbest thing i have ever heard of in my life...

-We could talk about the auto industry bailout...

-We could talk about what's beyond the light horizon...

-We could ask god if he reads my blog..

-We could delve into my obsession with ending phrases with ellipses...

Ill mull these over and pick one for next week.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Perhaps I should blog...

That's what I thought just now as I was mindlessly surfing the internets. But I'm under a lot of pressure to come up with something quick because the laptop has almost no battery life left.

here is a youtube video to watch while i look for the power..

got it...

how bout some live tool circa 1996....

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Somehow this blog ended up being about the show 24

Why does everyone romanticize the past?  You hear it all the time, each older generation lamenting the newer generations lack of (...) whatever you name it.  Lately, I've been hearing a lot of the "moral decay" of today's society.  Like we have less morals than previous generations, because commercials are a little bit more racy than they were in "yester year".  Well I'm here to tell you that if you think now is worse then before.. you are nuts, not just a little but nuts but full on crazy person eating glass for breakfast nuts.

I think we have more morals today than at any previous time in history, and it will continue to get better as time goes on.  We have our freedom of speech and freedom of expression protected more so than any time in history(patriot act beside), civil and human rights continually get better, try being a Japanese immigrant during WWII.. try being black in this country at any point in time, try saying you were communist in the 50's during the "golden age" of McCarthyism, try being  native American 200 years ago.

Do all that and then come back and tell me the world is going to hell in a hand basket because sitcoms show more skin than they used to.   Go back and work in one of JP Morgan's or Rockefeller's sweatshops, and tell me you long for the good old days.  What do you think the Catholic church would have done to Mormons  700 years ago?

Yes morons let's get those soul less racy sex scenes off the air and replace them with goold old fashioned american gun violence, would that make you happy?  I sure as hell don't want my daughter to see a  nipple on TV, when she could be sitting there watching some douche bag like keifer sutherland shooting somebody in the face every 5 minutes because hes super patriotic.

If that's the decay of morals, then screw morals.


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Ok.. Say you're a robot

And your goal is to destroy humanity, which is true. What better way to hone your mind control skills than those with dimentia..
This is the story.. this is the one that everyone will be like OMG Jason...Jesus Christ.. you were right. What other logical reason could there be for this? They are definetly trying to kill us.

Computerized Carer Lessens Dementia Load
ScienceDaily (Nov. 12, 2008) — An artificial intelligence coaching system has been developed that will help carers of older adults with moderate dementia. The COACH system (Cognitive Orthosis for Assisting aCtivities in the Home) uses a camera and computer to deliver interactive advice - lessening the workload on often-overburdened carers.


Why teach old people with dimentia? Because their brains are already half shot, and easier to control.

Call me crazy now....

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Almost no need to blog now.

I did some updates to the site mostly adding a couple of rss news feeds, namely the feed from science daily on artificial intelligence news. You don't have to take my word for it anymore you can simply logon and see the world come apart at the seems. This way I can spend my time working on a solution to this problem we have instead of wasting my time trying to inform the masses of the inherit dangers of roomba vacuum cleaners.

video of the day

 

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