Everytime you make a pot of decaf coffee baby jesus kills a kitten...

Ok listen...



If you drink "decaf" coffee you're retarded. FACT! Nothing in the world pisses me off more than getting a nice hot cup o joe in the morning only to find some idiot has wasted precious natural resources filling up another pot with fake coffee. It is complete pointless to consume decaf, as well as extremely selfish and rude to your normal non retarded co workers who are eagarly awaiting a nice hot cup of wonderful delicious coffee. Seriously you know who advocates the drinking of decaf? Mormans. You know the large group of idiots in Utah who worship some that jack ass that supposedly found some tablets in rochester NY that had some more jebus commandments on them...the ones that nobody else was allowed to see but him. Need I say more? Didn't think so. Stay the f*ck away from the coffee maker jerks.

Random Musings

Quick hit thoughts of the day:

• 700 billions dollars / approx 130 million taxpayers = $5,000 per taxpayer.  You're welcome idiots who bought houses you couldn't afford. Hope you choke on it.
• The arctic ice is melting.. don't care. Not as long as people think its solely the cause of man, and ignoring the giant fireball at the middle of our solar system.
• Palin.  I'm no longer speaking to people that think she is capable of running the country when McSame finally succumbs to that bowling ball on the side of his face for fear that stupid is contagious.
• Ahmadinejad.  You are a retard, stfu. We are all aware the empire is crumbling, you won't survive without it.
• Large Hadron Collider.  6 billion dollar fail. We could have built 116 of them if people knew how much mortgage they could afford.

Staying Humble..hiding from skynet.

I have added the gadget over there on the right that lists your blog followers. That way if I start getting out of hand I can take a deep breath and relax because nobody cares what I say. Don't worry though that's a good thing as I don't really say anything worth reading, that is unless I'm talking about robots in which case you need to pay attention and probably jot down a few notes, everything else is mostly bullshit just to confuse go*gle( search engine bots are not easily misled) . from now on skynet will be my codeword for g0*gle. Ok? good. Think I'm paranoid? Read this:



IT at sea: Google to launch a computer navy


ccording to a patent application seen by London newspaper "The Times," Google is considering launching barges up to seven miles (11km) offshore to host the massive data centers required to run its Internet search engines.
The plan would likely see the data centers -- which consist of huge supercomputers -- use wave energy to power and cool themselves while stationed at sea.
In the application Google states: "Computing centers are located on a ship or ships, anchored in a water body from which energy from natural motion of the water may be captured, and turned into electricity and/or pumping power for cooling pumps to carry heat away."

To think just a few years ago skynet was simply a nice internet search engine.. now it looks like its gearing up to take over the world. You guys worry about "Al Qaida" I'll worry about skynet, the real threat. Maybe its pissed off because the internet is by far the most important tool in the history of man kind and we mostly juse use it to watch porn.

Here is something you can take to the bank...

If you own or have any desire to own an apple iphone I hate you. Right now if I had one wish it would be that Steve Jobs and all his apple fan boys would suck on the business end of a shotgun. Bunch of birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, elitist, soul less, yuppie scum bags each and every last one of them. Sitting around in coffee shops on their macbooks drinking $6 lattes out of styrofoam cups talking about global warming and how their making a fucking difference by driving a toyota prius hybrid that has a higher negative enviornmental impact that a Hummer H2.(yes that's true, the nickel required to make the batteries is very eco unfriendly),but they really don't give a shit about the environment, just about the perception of saving the environment. These people are just like homeless people they just have a trust fund to live off, while they finish that liberal arts degree in pottery making that will ultimatly land them a job managing a gap store at the mall.

I really just don't like the iphone, that's all Im saying.

Everyone's life ends, but no one ever completes it

The title? Just a lyric stuck in my head this evening, modest mouse of course.. ;). Once again I'm not really sure what to blog about but I'm not going to ramble on aimlessly like the other day. I'll stop typing at the end of this sentence and come back when I have an idea, or something pisses me off.(maybe I'll go read the news,brb)

Ok I'm back..

(I apoligize in advance if you don't want to hear me talk about politics)



I'm going to post a news article..you...ready? Make sure you are sitting down because this is the most absolutely retarded thing I've read in awhile, and it proves once and for all without a doubt that all politicians are batshit fucking crazy. you ready? Put your seat belt on.



Here's the headline:



Adviser calls BlackBerry 'miracle' McCain 'helped create'



(give me a minute or 10 as I wipe the tears from my face)



So John McSame helped to invent the blackberry?



(According to one of his lackeys apparently)



Pressed to provide an example of what McCain had accomplished on that committee, Holtz-Eakin said the senator did not have jurisdiction over financial markets, then he held up his Blackberry, telling reporters: "He did this."
"Telecommunications of the United States, the premiere innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce Committee. So you're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create," Holtz-Eakin said. "And that's what he did. He both regulated and deregulated the industry."



(LOL)



I may have to vote for him now.. If you can not know how many houses you have, never sent an email, have no idea how to use a PC but somehow invented the blackberry, and still had the balls to run for president with a straight face. That's impressive.



When I run for president I'm just going to tell people I invented pants. If they dont like it I'll call them a terrorist and throw them in a prison for years without a trial, and tell everyone that doesnt agree with me that they hate their country.

Hmmmmmmmmm.......

That's what I was thinking when I decided to sit down and write a blog, because honestly I don't really have anything planned to blog about. I was kind of hoping that if I started typing some words here on the internets that maybe something would come up, but nothing yet. I'm still just sitting here typing aimlessly. Sure you might be thinking "well jason, why dont you just stop typing?" Good question I would say. I really got nothing else going on this very moment, so I'll just keep typing maybe I'll have a thought. No surprising that I'm still sitting here with nothing to blog about. I mean I could blog about politics but who cares honestly? I could blog about the new particle accelerator over there at CERN everyone is all up in arms about but everyone knows about that already. I could blog about the idiots in texas wasting my tax dollars because they were too stupid to leave when they were told. I could blog about the new smoking ban that just went into effect in pennsylvania this week, wait... that just might work.

Yes in case you didnt notice the commonwealth of Pennsylvania passed a law banning smoking in all public places. Now I've mentioned before the retardedness(is that a word?) of non smokers and their crusade the make the world a more miserable place, but this is more about the sad state of affairs when a business owner loses control of his own business. This is America last time I checked. , I was at my favorite local bar a few months ago when the smoking ban passed. I was sitting there talking to an eastern european immigrant who fled his homeland to come to america 20 years ago. He made a comment about fleeing to the states to get away from socialist big brother crap like this, and how he sees the same things happening here that he saw over there. Those of us that have lived here all our lives may take it for granted but to hear from the mouth of someone who came here for a better life, well it kind of hit home a little bit. You see its not really about the smoking its about taking the power away from the owner of the establishment. If people don't want to be around smoke, they will not frequent a bar that allows smoking, thus creating a market for a non smoking bar. Smokers won't want to go to a bar they cannot smoke.... you get the point. That's the beauty of capitlilism and free enterprise, people get to and will vote with their wallets.

So the next time you non-smokers are out for a night on the town enjoying your fresher cleaning smelling bar, that thanks to people like you this country is coming apart at the seems.

Computer Scientists Program Robots To Play Soccer, Communicate With Bees

No, I didnt make up this title, this is real news. Article below.

Computer Scientists Program Robots To Play Soccer, Communicate With Bees
July 1, 2008 — Engineers built humanoid robots that can recognize objects by color by processing information from a camera mounted on the robot's head. The robots are programmed to play soccer, with the intention of creating a team of fully autonomous humanoid robots able to compete against a championship human team by 2050. They have also designed tiny robots to mimic the communicative "waggle dance" of bees.

I want to meet the person idiot who decided what the world was really lacking was robots that communicate with bees. As if bees aren't enough of a pain in the ass, now they will be lead by a super robot type of bee. Soon enough we will be begging for the days when killer bees were the biggest bee-related worry.

Keep inventing shit morons.