Elmo and the NFL

Before we get into the first sunday of football season I want to point out how much I hate it when people refer to themselves in the 3rd person. In fact when I take over the world anyone who does it will face immediate execution, and that includes elmo. I had to listen to that creepy little muppet while my daughter was watching him on the internet this evening. If I was a better parent I would probably not let her watch him for fear of her adopting some of his self absorbed narcissism. Anyway onto football...

Happysad.

The Eagles won but the dolphins lost and its looking like another season of heartbreak as their rebuilding process continues. Tuna if you read this, please either get pennington bionic implants for his arm or bench him and let Henne play. That last ditch wounded duck pass to the corner of the end zone was pathetic. In the fins defense the jets are the only afc east team that the dolphins don't have a winning record againsts, they always seem to have their number.. what was that in like 95 when they blew a 35-7 fourth quarter lead agains the jets.

Tom Brady blew out his knee, which makes me happy because I hate the patriots but he was the best player on my fantasy football team..happysad. Nothing like sitting down with a plate of junk food on Sunday afternoon getting ready to watch your fantasy team kick some ass, and then seeing the tv cut to the new england game and hearing the words "Now watch Tom Brady's knee".... happysad.

Not very many people read my blog and that's probably good, but I do mention that I do it on occasion and people usually ask me what I blog about. "Mostly robots" I say. "..." is the typical response followed by eyes rolling. I keep note of this and these people will not be invited to my heavily fortified compound when the robots take over. Don't say I didn't warn you.